The everyday elevator pitch everyone uses doesn‘t work anymore. I can tell you that I am a great "PHP Full Stack Developer" with "Agile Project Management" and "Architecture" skills. You may also want to know a little about my education which is impressive, but may look similar to every other developer‘s CV. All those are on my LinkedIN profile and CV.
Building things I can show you seems like a better use of time. Keep on watching this space as it develops, I built it just for you.
Think of it as my technical test and portfolio.